One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have:
Work Out Barbie for £19.95,
Shopping Barbie for £19.95,
Beach Barbie for £19.95,
Disco Barbie for £19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for £19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for £19.95,
Skater Barbie for £19.95,
Skiing Barbie for £19.95,
and Divorced Barbie for £265.95

The amazed father asks: "You what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie
£265.95 and the others only £19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends